Haley Schomburg was celebrating her birthday under lockdown. A friend came up with a way for Haley to get out her frustrations. A piñata — a coroñata shaped like the coronavirus, filled with treats.

Apparently I am the only journalist in America who is not afraid to speak out against birthday party pinatas. Apparently all the other so-called "journalists" - and, yes, Mr. Bob Woodward, I am ...

Apparently I am the only journalist in America who is not afraid to speak out against birthday-party pinatas. Apparently all the other so-called ‘‘journalists'' — and, yes, Mr. Bob Woodward, I am ...