When President Trump campaigned to “make America great again,” I immediately thought of my stapler. I am the proud owner a vintage Swingline stapler, manufactured circa 1960. It is as reliable today ...

Look at you, you boring old regular non-superhero version of a stapler that sits atop my otherwise paperless workspace. You make me sick. I have half a mind to put you up on eBay in the hopes of ...

For Greg Godbout, the quintessential scene in Mike Judge's 1999 cult classic "Office Space" comes during Peter Gibbons's (Ron Livingston) blissful revolution of apathy at Initech, the vacuous ...