To most of the world, spring break seems like a lot of fun, but people who live in Miami, Fort Lauderdale, or South Padre Island understand the dark side. Damn college kids pass through for a week to ...

AT 11:35 P.M. Wednesday, I officially turned old. Happened during our spring break road trip to Pismo Beach, when I called the motel manager to complain about -- and yes, these words were used -- "the ...