You’ve probably heard that few things in life are certain except death and taxes, but we’d like to add something else to the list: cleaning up in the bathroom. So, since we have to do it, what’s the ...

No matter where you fall on the germophobe scale, we can all pretty much agree that wiping your boogers anywhere but in a tissue is unquestionably icky—not to mention unsanitary. So we were ...

Good morning, here’s a story about my butthole. Years ago, it was itching constantly, and I couldn’t figure out why. I assumed it was dirty, so when I went to the bathroom, I always made sure to wipe ...