I don’t watch sprints at the Olympics to find out who’s going to win or what records they’ll set. I’m there for the instant replays, to see the world’s fastest cheeks flapping in slow motion. Gravity, ...

It’s a big question, a loaded question, an inherently unfair question. And it’s a question that now needs asking: Is Alexander Isak the floppiest flop in all of Premier League flopsville? We’re really ...