Two infamous objects of scorn really, really want to set the record straight.

BOCA RATON, FLORIDA - MARCH 08: Zach Johnson of the United States plays his ...

Boyhood Newcastle fan Ben Waine rubbed salt in the wounds of Sunderland fans by channelling his inner Alan Shearer to celebrate sending League One strugglers Port Vale into the FA Cup quarter-finals.

I can only scratch my head after reading that PNOC wants to buy a million barrels of diesel within a week to ensure supply. I take this as merely a press release to give the appearance of a government ...