Have you ever noticed that J.Crew has some fucking bonkers color names? Like, "faded ebony," "driftwood" and "vintage merlot"? And those are just the men's colors. You can't stick to normal shit like ...

This is the one thing on sale (out of many things on sale we write about) you should buy today. Read more here. The long-weekend sales are here, and there are some pretty good ones. One of note: ...