Tracking down Maurice’s vending machine is no easy task, though, as similar to Destiny’s Xur, the Black Market Vending Machine changes its location weekly on Friday, and it’s up to you to track it ...

If I were to flip you the bird left-handed, which I sometimes do to mix things up, you’d notice that my middle finger is crooked, with a bulged knuckle. Why does it look like that? Catfish noodling.