"As a kid, I was left-handed. So I tried to deride this kid who was right-handed by saying, 'No one writes with their right hand; you're so weird.' Turns out, the whole motherf**king class was ...

Add Yahoo as a preferred source to see more of our stories on Google. We first published this fine quarrel in 2016, but they just keep on handing out Oscars to the wrong movies. So we have updated it ...