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"As a kid, I was left-handed. So I tried to deride this kid who was right-handed by saying, 'No one writes with their right hand; you're so weird.' Turns out, the whole motherf**king class was ...

Time for your weekly edition of the Defector Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. You can also read Drew over at SFGATE, and buy Drew’s books while you’re at it. Today, we’re talking ...