So Fox News puts up this headline: “Mysterious alien message says: Stay on your planet.” And I’m like—well, duh. Aliens don’t want us flying around the galaxy leaving McDonald’s wrappers on Mars, spraying chemtrails through the Milky Way, or trying to sell them Bill Gates’ lab-grown meat. They’re basically saying: “Keep your pollution, your chemtrails, and your poisonous food where you are—we don’t want none of that mess up here.” Maybe Earth really is the quarantine zone of the universe. #Alien